Michael Key, lover of all things funny and fried, passed away on April 19th 2023 in Fort Worth, Texas. Born on March 14th, 1983, Michael lived a life that was as outrageous as it was entertaining.

Michael's sense of humor was unmatched, and his quick wit could leave anyone in stitches. He was known to have a joke for every occasion, whether it was a funeral or a root canal. Michael's love of laughter was only rivalled by his love for fried chicken, which he ate with a sort of religious fervor.

Despite his love of fried foods, Michael was an avid athlete, always trying new sports and pushing himself to his physical limits. He once ran a marathon dressed as a hot dog, just for fun. Michael's energy and zest for life were truly infectious.

Michael is survived by his wife, Jennifer, who has lovingly described their marriage as a never-ending comedy routine. He also leaves behind his beloved cat, Mr. Pickles, who will miss Michael's belly rubs and endless supply of catnip.

In lieu of flowers, Michael would have preferred you to make a donation to your local fried chicken restaurant. Michael has now joined the great comedians in the sky, and we can only imagine the laughs that he's been bringing to the afterlife. Rest in peace, Michael. You will be missed, but never forgotten.