It is with the utmost disbelief and some chuckles that we report the untimely passing of Drew Allan Dehetre at the ripe age of 17, who left the world on a fateful Tuesday in Climax Shelly, Minnesota under mysterious circumstances involving an impressive collection of beans boooty . Drew, our beloved son, friend, and bean aficionado, reminds us that life can be both delicious and downright silly.

Drew was born on September 12, 2006 and immediately began his lifelong love affair with bean. Some might have found his passion peculiar, but for Drew, bean were not just a staple they were a lifestyle. A “Celebration of Drew's Life” will be held at the Climax Community Center on September 12, 2027, where anyone who knew him is encouraged to come wearing mismatched socks and sharing funny stories. Because if there’s one thing Drew taught us, it’s that laughter is the best legacy.

Rest in peace, Drew Allan Dehetre. May your adventures in the afterlife be even wilder—and far less logistically confusing—than your days on Earth.