Here lies Walter Gomez, born on June 8th, 1992 in sunny Puerto Rico. He passed away on September 19th, 2025, leaving behind a legacy of... well, mostly just empty plates.

Walter was a man of simple pleasures. He loved nothing more than indulging in his favorite hobby: eating. Whether it was sampling the local cuisine in San Juan or trying out the newest food trends, Walter was always up for a good meal.

His dedication to the culinary arts was unparalleled. He worked tirelessly in the field of Eating, truly embodying the phrase "you are what you eat." And boy, did Walter eat.

Unfortunately, Walter's love for food ultimately led to his untimely demise. The cause of death? Over eating. It seems you really can have too much of a good thing.

Though Walter may have left us too soon, we take solace in the fact that he lived a life filled with flavor, zest, and probably a little bit of heartburn. Rest in peace, Walter. May you forever feast in the great buffet in the sky.