We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Vernon Thomas, who was born on February 6, 1997, in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, to his loving parents Big Klippa Gang Sniper and Booger Sugar.

He leaves behind his spouse Witch Dunkin, whom he married in the year 2000, along with their 8 children: Brandon Santos, Benjamin McDonald, Thor Ripper Nose Cheez, Schmick Backshots, Killer Mouse Clit, Greg Greg, Nose Infections, and Jumbo Shrimp Banana.

Vernon studied at Big Sniffer College High School, graduating in 2020, before continuing his studies at Big Sniffer Community College and graduating in the same year. He worked at Dunkin' Donuts before retiring in 2025 and was known for his dedication to helping the less fortunate by volunteering with the Cutting Lines for the Homeless organization.

He was awarded Best Sniffer Butt Itcher and proudly served as a Sergeant in the Bloods unit as a front line gang member for 20 years, all while enjoying hobbies like blowing big chalupas.

Unfortunately, Vernon's life was cut short when he was struck by a heroin needle on January 11, 2025.

Though he may be gone, his memory will live on in the hearts of his family and friends. Rest in peace, Vernon Thomas.