RIP Rhiannon Appel

RIP Rhiannon Appel - November 23, 1976 - May 17, 2023

It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of Rhiannon Appel, the world's least punctual person.

While Rhiannon was always late to everything - meetings, parties, and even her own birthday celebrations - she never failed to make us laugh with her endless excuses and creative reasons for her tardiness.

Despite her lack of punctuality, Rhiannon was a devoted friend and a loving mother to her three cats, Mr. Fluffernutter, Princess Sparkle, and Sir Meowsalot. She cherished their company and even made them their own Instagram accounts.

Rhiannon will be remembered for her love of tequila, her irrational fear of pickles, and her hilarious failed attempts at cooking. She once tried to make spaghetti carbonara without eggs and ended up with a dish that can only be described as "pasta soup."

But above all, Rhiannon will be remembered for her infectious smile and her ability to lighten the mood with her quirky personality. She will be greatly missed by all who knew and loved her.

Rest in peace, Rhiannon. We hope you're not too late to the pearly gates!