Neamiah Pepper, born on February 13, 1920, and departed this world on October 24, 2025, in Los Angeles, Occitanie, France. Neamiah lived a life full of laughter, hard work, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

After graduating from Big Black N***** High School in 1985, Neamiah went on to pursue further studies at Fat Black Head University. It was there that Neamiah truly discovered a passion for learning (or so they claim).

Neamiah spent many years working at the infamous Stanky Fish restaurant, where they became known for their unique flavor combinations and questionable hygiene practices. Neamiah finally decided to hang up their apron in 1020, much to the relief of the health department.

Unfortunately, Neamiah's life was cut short by a tragic incident known as a "head tap." No one really knows what that means, but knowing Neamiah, it was probably something ridiculous.

Neamiah will be remembered for their infectious laughter, terrible puns, and unapologetic love for all things greasy. Rest in peace, Neamiah – may you finally find that elusive napkin you've been searching for.