We are gathered here today to bid a fond farewell to Matteo Kershaw, who passed away on March 2, 2026 at the young age of 13. Born on October 30, 2012, Matteo lived a full and adventurous life in Vaughan, Ontario, Canada.

Matteo, the beloved son of Ryan and Daniella Kershaw, had a knack for spending money like no other. From his early days at FJK High School to his graduation in 2026, Matteo was always known for his extravagant purchases and lavish lifestyle. He continued his studies at FJK and graduated in 2023, all while working at Money Spender until his retirement in 2026.

In addition to his financial prowess, Matteo was an active member of the Scouts organization, where he was awarded "Most Money Spent" for his generous contributions. His hobbies included, you guessed it, spending money!

Unfortunately, Matteo met his untimely demise when he was "whacked for debt," a fate truly befitting of a man who lived life to the fullest. Though he may be gone, Matteo will forever be remembered for his larger-than-life personality and his unapologetic love for all things expensive.

Rest in peace, Matteo. May your wallet be forever full in the afterlife.