Here lies Louis Hogan, who shuffled off this mortal coil on January 13, 2025, in Greensboro, North Carolina. He was born on April 3, 1988, to the esteemed Delois and Robert Hogan.

Louis was a man of many talents, though we're still trying to figure out what those talents actually were. Despite his best efforts, he never quite managed to find his calling in life. But hey, at least he tried, right?

He leaves behind his loving spouse, Egene Hogan, whom he married in the year 16, and surprisingly no children. Louis was always more of a child at heart himself, so perhaps it's for the best.

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the "Louis Hogan Memorial Fund for Failed Dreams." And if you want to honor his memory in a more personal way, feel free to raise a glass of his favorite cheap beer and toast to a life lived in mediocrity.

Rest in peace, Louis. We'll never forget your unique brand of average.