It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of the mighty King IV, who ruled with grace and dignity in the kingdom of Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. Born on April 20, 1920, King IV lived a long and prosperous life before departing this world on April 18, 2025.

Known for his unwavering commitment to his people, King IV dedicated his life to serving his kingdom with honor and valor. He was a beloved ruler who worked tirelessly to ensure the prosperity and well-being of all who lived within his realm.

During his reign, King IV was a devoted husband to his partner, Queen Sandwich, and a loving father to their ten children. His legacy will live on through his descendants, who will continue to honor his memory and uphold the traditions he held dear.

One of King IV's most notable accomplishments was his service in the Army as a King in the Gravy Seal unit for an impressive 69 years. His bravery and unwavering dedication to his country inspired all who had the honor of serving alongside him.

As we mourn the loss of a truly remarkable leader, we take solace in the knowledge that King IV's spirit will forever be a guiding light for the people of Dildo. His legacy will endure for generations to come, a testament to his strength, courage, and unwavering commitment to his kingdom.