On January 1, 2025, the world said goodbye to Johnnie Guilbert of San Jose, California. Born on August 28, 1998, Johnnie lived a life that could only be described as... well, a life.

Despite his best efforts, Johnnie never managed to make a lasting impact on the world. With no children to carry on his legacy (or lack thereof), his passing went largely unnoticed by all but a few friends and acquaintances.

Johnnie's cause of death was listed as a heart attack, which came as a shock to those who knew him best. After all, who would have thought that a diet consisting primarily of energy drinks and instant noodles could lead to such a fate?

While Johnnie may not be remembered for his accomplishments or contributions to society, he will always be fondly remembered for his unique fashion sense, questionable taste in music, and uncanny ability to procrastinate until the very last minute.

Rest in peace, Johnnie Guilbert. May you finally find the peace and quiet you never quite managed to achieve in life.