John Goodlow, born on April 8, 1937, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, passed away on January 27, 2025. He was the beloved husband of Seabell Goodlow and the father of Ugean, Deborah, Toni, and Schemer Goodlow.

John's parents, John and Darrell Goodlow, must be relieved to no longer have their son constantly asking for money and borrowing the car. John attended Marshall High School, where he excelled in the art of skipping class and finding clever ways to avoid homework.

Despite his lackluster academic performance, John went on to live a mediocre life as a husband, father, and employee. His children will always remember him for his astounding ability to fall asleep in front of the TV every night and his never-ending quest to find the perfect recliner.

John's grandchildren, whose names shall remain unknown, will miss his insistence on telling the same tired jokes at every family gathering and his habit of falling asleep during their birthday parties.

In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations be made to the "Society for the Prevention of Boring People," in honor of John Goodlow's unremarkable life.