We are gathered here today to bid adieu to the one and only Glenda Oles, who finally ran out of baking supplies on October 22, 2025.

Glenda was a force to be reckoned with in the kitchen, known far and wide for her legendary chocolate chip cookies and perfectly flaky pies. Her secret ingredient? A sprinkle of sass and a dash of love.

When she wasn't whipping up delicious treats, Glenda could be found watching her favorite reality TV shows or chatting up a storm with the neighborhood gossip circle. She had a knack for making even the most mundane of tasks seem like a high-stakes drama.

Despite her antics and occasional feuds with the HOA over her garden gnome collection, Glenda had a heart of gold and always had a spare cookie or kind word for anyone in need. She will be dearly missed by all who had the pleasure of knowing her.

In lieu of flowers, Glenda's family requests that you honor her memory by indulging in a freshly baked treat and sharing a laugh with loved ones. And if you happen to pass a garden gnome on your travels, be sure to send it a wink in Glenda's honor.