Here lies Frank Tripp, who was born on May 5, 1967, and died on April 17, 2024, in Chickentown, Pennsylvania, United States. He had no children and worked at Idiotville Oregon, where he retired in 2024.

Frank's hobbies included the timeless classic of "While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too." He truly excelled at being a master of passive-aggressive behavior.

Alas, Frank's life came to an end due to the cause of death being listed as Stupidity. It seems fitting for someone who lived in a town named after idiots. Rest in peace, Frank, may you find eternal peace in a land free from moronic decisions.