It is with great joy that we announce the death of Chris’ Pride. 

Chris was battling a rare form of Malignant Loser-oma. The Loser-oma began in his brain, where it rapidly spread over the course of three short weeks. The signs were all there- diminished intelligence, poor decision making, delusional thinking, and worst of all… thinking this was his year. Chris lost the battle with his Malignant Loser-oma on the night of Monday, September 28, 2026. It was embarrassing- he was brutally murdered by Rob’s Fantasy Football Lineup. He only lasted three short weeks.

It was Chris’ final wish to donate his brain to science. Unfortunately, the scientists were unable to accept his brain donation as it was deemed far too damaged to be of use.

Come celebrate with us as we bury the Pride of Fantasy Football’s biggest bully. Gone… and immediately forgotten.