Obituary: Camila Vega Sereano

It is with heavy hearts and a chuckle on our lips that we bid farewell to the one and only Camila Vega Sereano. Born on May 13, 1880, in Islamabad, Islamabad, Pakistan, Camila lived a truly unique and eventful life that left us all in stitches.

Hailing from a family with daring names, she was the daughter of Hugh Jass and Ben Dover. Oh, the adventures they must have had! In the year 1200, Camila tied the knot with her true love, HIBISCUS, in a ceremony that surely left everyone around wondering if time travel was real.

Together, Camila and HIBISCUS brought four wonderful children into the world. Melanie, who found her soulmate in Tree (a strong and sturdy partner, we must admit). Leah, who wooed the suave and sophisticated Grayson. And then there was Drake, who luck was not on our side to find out the name of his spouse (sorry about that). Lastly, we have Ice Spice, a child full of surprises, whose spouse remained a mystery too.

Camila's educational journey brought her to Davenport America High School, where she must have entertained both her peers and teachers with her magnetic personality. Her career path led her down a unique road as a stripper, where we imagine she certainly knew how to make everyone laugh, even during the most unexpected moments.

Unfortunately, on January 30, 2030, Camila succumbed to a most peculiar cause of death: abs. The irony of parting with laughter is not lost on us.

As we say our goodbyes, let us remember Camila Vega Sereano, a woman who brought joy and laughter to all who knew her. May she rest in eternal hilarity, where abs are never in short supply.