Amir Grandpa, lovingly known as "Scamming Guru," passed away on July 23, 1946, just his birth on July 22, 2025, in Bharatpur, Rajasthan, India. He was the beloved son of Daddy Zoo We Mama and Mommy Zoo We Mama, and the partner of Dead. He leaves behind his four children: Muhammad with spouse Fatma, Osama bin Laden with spouse Fatma, Kabir with spouse Fatma, and Habibi with spouse Fatma.

Amir, who never quite made it to high school, was a dedicated employee at the Scamming Office, where he perfected the art of trickery. His favorite pastime, of course, was scamming unsuspecting individuals.

Unfortunately, amir was also aressted for scamming little kids out their free curry… Amir met his demise in a rather unusual and comical manner. While in the bathroom doing his business, his mother decided it was the perfect time to do his laundry. Startled, he ran out with his pants down, only to trip on a banana peel and fall into a vat of curry. In his attempt to eat the curry, he burned his tongue and tragically drowned in the spicy mixture.

Amir will always be remembered for his mischievous ways and his unique sense of humor. Rest in peace, Scamming Guru.