Here lies Raccoon Williamson, beloved resident of Kansas City, Kansas. Born on January 1, 2023, Raccoon lived a full and adventurous life until his untimely passing on December 7, 2025.

Raccoon had one child, Raccoon Jr, who followed in his father's footsteps by attending and graduating from Raccoon Childcare high school in 2025. Raccoon was a proud father and enjoyed watching his son grow and succeed.

When he wasn't busy raising his offspring, Raccoon could often be found pursuing his favorite hobby: eating dead animals. Whether it was a tasty roadkill feast or a scavenged meal from the trash, Raccoon never missed an opportunity to indulge in his love of delectable delicacies.

Though Raccoon may no longer be with us, his memory will live on in the hearts of those who knew and loved him. Rest in peace, Raccoon Williamson, you will forever hold a special place in our hearts.